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Saturday, July 04, 2009

Who needs The Onion?

Once again, I would like to express my condolences to the supporters of Sarah Palin's career. For those who loved her incoherent rambling, her absence from the Alaska governor's mansion will mar an otherwise bleak existence. Fortunately, we will still have the memories, and I'd wager, a Fox News show where she can talk about moose, lipstick, and hockey moms to her heart's content with the occasional potshot at David Letterman just for spice. Or will she be in a courtroom near you? Apparently, Sarah Palin felt that she was a lame duck one day shy of the end of her 31st month in office in a position where she was not term-limited. Here in the Lower 48, we have a saying, "Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya." Now go put some lipstick on a pitbull and be for and against the Bridge to Nowhere.


Kvatch said...

Bye-bye 'Caribou Barbie'. Don't let the moose trample you on your way out.

Snave said...

Maybe she has figured out kind of what it was like for the wolves who were getting fired upon from helicopters.

Mandelbrot's Chaos said...

I'll honestly miss Sarah Palin. And by "miss", I mean "feel as though a 1,000 metric ton boulder has been lifted off my chest because of her exit".