Fuck the revisionist French:

France, in what can only be described as an act of hypocrisy and revisionism on a scale not seen since Japan removed references to various war-crimes committed by their nation during World War II, has enacted a law to re-cast their colonialist days in a positive light. Yeah, that's a great way to rekindle more friendly relations with Algeria, who ousted them after a brutal eight-year civil war. If Bush were to have attempted something like that, they'd've been all over it like flies on shit. Here's a note to any Frogs who may have stumbled onto this site: Your nation is good at making food. You're no Italy, but you're far from being slouches yourself. I suggest that you stick to making wine, cheese, bread, and other delectable things, and leave more weighty matters to those nations who actually have a clue.